🚨 Quick interruption from our regularly scheduled programming:
At Joni, we’ve set a bold goal:
Impact the lives of 250,000 Cancer Crushers and donate $2 million to organizations supporting patients, survivors, and caregivers—all in the next 5 years.
Why? Because cancer really SUCKS. And we want it to suck less.
Sooooooooo...
Think a woman in a tutu and rainbows can’t spark a cancer-crushing movement?
Cute. But have you met me?
🩷 I beat breast cancer at 36.
👟 Finished ultras and Ironman 70.3s.
⛰ Scaled—and skied—25 Colorado 14ers.
🚲 Bikepacked Kokopelli—self-supported—on an 80-lb fat bike.
💉 Survived 11 major surgeries, Essure, tissue expanders—and 1,825 loooong days on Tamoxifen.
💖 And never lost my sparkle (despite early-menopause’s best efforts!).
Better. Think. Again.

Better. Think. Again.
Because I’m a woman—in a jumpsuit—and I. Mean. Business. 💪🏻
Wait, hang on... ✋🏻
Just give me a minute… ☝🏻
Because this Chief Instigation Officer is working on Operation Sparkle-Bomb. ✨💣
You know, the Joni launch! 🚀
THEN it's back to business!
Dropping soon! 👀 👀
💣 ALLLL the sparkle-bombs, plus...
✨ The bio
🎙 The podcast
💼 The coaching
🧭 The consulting
🎤 The speaking
In the meantime, find me on LinkedIn.
ANDDD hop on our list below so you’ll be first to know when all the sparkle-bombs drop. 💌👇🏻💖


